Never Laugh at Live Dragons

nandinos:

i would be such a shit famous person because when a fan wants to take pictures i’d be like “show me” and then id be like “ew delete it” all the time

d0nn0:

*drug user*

it’s a methaphor

420-247:

chanted:

I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.

wow i’m actually so glad this post has been made

alisonwonderland1951:

Family photo.

hisangelandimpala:

un-be-fucking-lievable:

prongsmydeer:

pottergenes:

james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag

Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah, I’m a dog person.”

Peter being loud so when a teacher chews him out, he can promise to be “quiet as a mouse”

Remus skipping meals so people can hear his stomach grumbling and he can apologise for being “hungry like the wolf.”

tags:
#food

(Source: verticalfood)

inbox:

"you can’t just think every character is queer" watch me. watch me

maliciousmelons:

"talk dirty to me"

image

tags:
#sexism
#misogyny

idontcareaboutyourblog:

One of the best visual representations of the double standards subjected to all women on a daily basis. Reconsider the next time you toss about the words in column 3.

(Source: tristyntothesea)

tags:
#gif

calligifphy:

adjective

1. lasting for a very short time

  • synonyms: fleeting, evanescent, transient, brief

magnacarterholygrail:

my personal style is called “i don’t have the money for my preferred aesthetic”

tags:
#gif
#snk
「 The 4 Military Divisions. 」

(Source: senj0ugahara)

floozys:

lmao women don’t need to focus on seeing men as equal, women need to focus on seeing other women and non binary people as equal, men need to focus on seeing women and non binary people as equal, everyone needs to focus on notching their view of men down a few pegs in order to even begin to see them as equal 

readerwriterdancer:

One time, the Queen of England decided to knight a loyal member of her country who happened to be Jewish. 

This man knew that knights were supposed to say something in Latin as the Queen knighted them, but didn’t remember the line, so he quickly said “ma nishtana halaila hazeh micol haleilot”

This, of course, confused the Queen, who turned to her advisor and asked “Why is this knight different from all other knights?”

tags:
#tolkien

darkingofmordor:

leghoulas:

I HAVEN’T SEEN IT ON MY DASH SO I JUST THOUGHT I’D SHARE A REALLY FUCKING GOOD IMPERSONATION OF GANDALF AND GOLLUM SINGING BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY JUST TRUST ME AND WATCH THIS VIDEO OKAY

(Source: aclashofkingslayers)